AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
In this day and age,
- it's very convenient to use online shopping. - Yes.
- It's a great system. - Yes.
We use it a lot, but...
if there's a drawback,
you can't buy what you want.
- That's the drawback. - Yes.
- It can be quite expensive. - Yes.
In that case,
you can use the voice of the person who actually bought it.
- Yes. - Yes.
You can buy it or not.
You can make such a decision.
But,
which review is correct,
and which one is helpful,
you need that kind of power.
- It's difficult. - Yes.
This time, we're going to increase that power,
and we're going to use the power of reading reviews,
- so we don't make mistakes. - Yes.
- Yes.
- This time, Yumemaru-san... - Yes.
collected reviews from Amazon.
- We did. - We did.
We don't know what kind of product it is.
We only know the review,
and we're going to guess what kind of product it is.
- Yes. - Yes.
If what you received
matches Yumemaru-san's review,
- it's okay. - I see.
- The power of reading reviews is amazing. - Yes.
- Since Yumemaru-san chose it... - I'm scared.
I might get a complaint.
- Hahaha. - It's hot.
[Review]
- The first book. - Yes.
The content is quite interesting.
A three-year-old girl is seriously scared of a rat lady.
- What? - A rat lady?
- You... - A rat lady?
- What? - You sounded like a rat lady.
I'm a rat lady.
- What? - What could a rat lady be?
- What could it be?
- That's it. - What?
- Yes. - That's it?
- That's it?
- How do we look it up? - But we have a clue.
- You can't google it. - I'm scared.
We don't know for now.
- The second book. - Yes.
If you give a present to a kindergarten boy,
his voice will change and he'll be happy like it's fun.
That was a five-star review.
- Next is a two-star review. - What?
- It's low. - It's low.
- What's so important about it? - That's right.
The child is happy, but not bored.
- Do you know what I mean? - That's it.
- That's the first hint. - It's spicy.
- It's spicy now. - That's it for the second hint.
- I see. - It's hard.
- But the child is happy again. - That's right.
The third one is the debut title "Shunsatsu".
It's Shunsatsu. It doesn't last a minute.
But it's an absolutely impossible stimulus for humans,
so if you get used to it too much, you may not be able to return it.
Don't make it a habit, but sometimes give it as a reward.
- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- I think we're all thinking the same thing.
- I don't know yet. - I don't know yet.
- I can't think of anything. - I can't think of anything.
- You can buy it and answer it. - We can't say it there.
- There's only one product now. - There's only one product now.
- I see. - I see.
- So now we have all the hints. - Yes.
- Let's buy it and answer it. - Let's buy it and answer it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Did you buy it? - Of course.
- You bought it and delivered it to me. - You bought it and delivered it to me.
- I bought it and came here on my own. - You bought it and came here on your own.
- I ordered it at a rat bar. - Oh, it's a rat bar.
- That's what it said, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Huh? - Huh?
- But I haven't seen it yet. - Huh?
- I don't know if the rat bar is open or not. - I see, I see.
- Then, Mr. Toshinichi, would you like to say that the rat bar is not this? - Yes.
- Well, there was one that I thought of. - Oh.
- It was completely this. - Oh.
- Wow, it's the same size as the box. - It's a real Amazon box.
- Toshinichi's rat bar. - Here it is!
- Bam! - Bam!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Banjo and Kazooie's big adventure! - Oh!
- Oh, you got it! - Did it come out?
- It's a trauma, right? - It's a trauma.
- Banjo and Kazooie, when the game is over, Branchilda comes and takes Banjo's little sister...
- Oh, I know that part! - ...in the car and...
- ...she goes "Argh!" and that's when the game is over. - I see.
- Somehow, I felt like my little sister looked like a mouse. - Oh, that's cool.
- I'm sure you've seen Babaan, right? The little sister who appears at the end is traumatized...
- ...and says to Branchilda, "But I think adults can enjoy it too." - Yeah, it's fun.
- That's it! - Yeah, I've only seen that scene on YouTube.
- Banjo and Kazooie. - I see. - Okay, next.
- Sensai-san, please. - Okay.
- I don't have anything that makes me go "Oh, that's it." - Okay.
- I bought something that makes me go "Oh, that's it." - Okay.
- Here it is! Ta-da! - A picture book!
- "A Mouse Train". - I know what you mean by picture book.
- It's just that my mom is a mouse in the beginning... - Yeah.
- ...so I thought it'd be fun for my mom to be in the story. - So you're going to peel this off...
- ...and let me see if my mom is there or not. - Oh, okay.
- It's called "Sarara", and it's about a miscellaneous mouse. - I see.
- My mom's peeling it off. She's just a normal mom. - Yeah.
- "From tomorrow, I'm going to middle school." - A middle school for mice only.
- Oh! - Huh? Really?
- No way. - No way. - No way.
- Wow! - Kate's ball...
- ...she rolls two of them and makes a line like this. - Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, isn't there something like that? - It's night, it's night, it's night.
- Is it? - And in the morning...
- ...in front of the miscellaneous mice, like this... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ...she closes her eyes... - Is it my punishment game?
- Is it your punishment game? - Is it my punishment game?
[The game is called "Sarara", and it's about a miscellaneous mouse only.]
- "And like this, the miscellaneous mice went to middle school every morning." - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- "And the mouse train was running." - Yeah.
- "And the mouse train was running." - Huh?
- "And the mouse train was running." - "And the mouse train was running."
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it was a great story. Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Oh, no! She's not there! - She wasn't there at all.
- Oh, no! This might be different!
- It's like a wonderful story. - It's wonderful, isn't it?
- Adults might have enjoyed it, too. - Do it to your son.
- I don't like it. - Lastly, Shibayu!
- Well, that's the only way. - Can you get that way from Amazon, too?
- No, no. - It's a professional way.
- I just thought of it, but it's a professional way. - I want it.
- What? - Wait! - What? - Hey!
- What are you doing? - Wait! - What?
- You sound like you're 100 times more energetic. - It's none of my business.
- My... - Yes?
- Mouse... - Grandma. - Grandma. - Grandma.
- Didn't you say "grandpa"? - What?
- I just asked you if you said "mouse grandpa" or not. - Yeah.
- I'm sending you all images. - I might have misunderstood it as "mouse grandpa" at that moment.
- Well, it's possible. - It's possible.
- But "mouse grandma" and "grandpa" are the same, right? - They're the same.
- Here it is! - What?
- Harry Potter and Azkaban's protagonist. - What?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Think about it. - Mouse? - Mouse?
- Um... - Bad guy. - Mouse grandpa? - Peter Pettigrew. - Peter Pettigrew.
- The "mouse grandpa" I know is Azkaban's... - No, no, no.
- ...three-year-old son. - Three-year-old son. - ...who becomes like this.
- He enjoys it as an adult. - No, I...
- I told you! What is this?! - You, shut up.
- You're talking a lot. - You talk a lot!
- Are you trying to attract people? - Shut up!
- It's because you put it in your backpack. - It's because of my backpack.
- That's your responsibility. - Shut up, you. Don't say that.
- Oh, I see. - I'll show you the review I chose. - Yes. - Yes.
- Here it is! - Bang! - What?! - What?!
- "Adventure of a piggy bank." - "Adventure of a piggy bank."
- You don't know it?! - I don't know it. - Is it like "it's famous"?
- "Have fun again!" - Sorry. - "Have fun again!" - Are you gay?
- You're crazy! - Ah!
- This is a picture book that even adults can enjoy. - Yes. - It's quite famous. - Wow! I'm scared!
- I'm scared! - Wow!
- The mouse... - It's a mouse trap!
- Yes! - Wow, I didn't know about it.
- I didn't know about it. - I didn't know about it.
- I didn't think a mouse would be here. - Me too.
- Ah, yes. - So you were traumatized.
- Yes, I was traumatized. - I think it's really fun when you call a boy.
- Let's move on to the next review. - Yes.
When I gave a present to a kindergarten boy, he was happy and his voice changed.
- "The kid is happy, but it's stupid." - "It's spicy."
- I think I've heard of it. - Me too.
- But let's start with you, Shibaino. - Then let's start with you, Shibaino.
- Yes, let's start with you, Shibaino. - No, that's not it.
- What? That's not it! - What?
- What are you talking about? - Let's talk about it.
- What is it?
- Anpanman and bazooka. - What?
- I brought it in my private life. - What?
- It really doesn't matter? - It really doesn't matter.
- It really doesn't matter? - It doesn't matter with this project.
- It doesn't matter. - What?
- My voice hasn't changed. - Your voice hasn't changed.
Katsuo, tiramisu, hamburger.
- Why does it matter? - It makes kids happy.
- It makes kids happy.
- Look at this. - When you become a dad, do you have this in your bag?
- I don't. - I don't have a hamburger.
- Please show me your favorite. - My favorite is...
- Here! - Yes!
- "Hikakin Box"! - "Hikakin Box"!
- I see. - Your voice changes.
- It might be rude, but only kids are happy.
- It's silly.
- You're 5 years older than me. - Yes.
- Sensei, please. - Yes.
- "Silly" was Hikakin's thing. - What does Hikakin look like?
- It's true. He's collaborating with Bandai. - Yes.
- "Hikakin Box"! - "Hikakin Box"!
- Personally, I really enjoyed it. - Yes.
- Hey! Turn it around!
- Don't show it to your son!
- It's the same look, right? - Yeah, it's the same!
- I have it at home, but I bought it myself! - You didn't pick it up for no reason, did you?
- You picked it up for fun, of course. - Are these two the same?
- Okay, Toshibu-san, show us. - Both of you!
- You can't show it as a useless toy in the Hikakin box, right? - Hikakin box!
- I knew it would be like this! - Everyone has a useless toy in their Hikakin box, right?
- Well, it's a video, so... - Yay!
- You got it! - I was hoping you'd get it wrong.
- If it wasn't for the Hikakin box, you'd have been fooled. - Yeah.
- Was it easy? - It was easy!
- If there was a turning factor, I'd have brought Conan's long neck tie.
- What's a "turning factor"?
- The final question! - Okay!
- It's pure luck. I won't wait a minute. But it's absolutely impossible for humans, so if it's too much for you, you might not be able to go back.
- Please don't feel bad about it, and I'll sometimes give you a reward. - Okay!
- Okay, Toshibu-san, show us. - Here it is!
- It's Tenga-san's... How do I explain this? - I have all kinds of things.
- This is an electronic vibration. - An electronic "flip zero".
- You put a humanoid bear inside a gel-type device... - It's a "monahawk"!
- It's about 20,000 yen.
- You put lotion in the back, and it opens. You put lotion in here and it closes.
- There's a hole here, and you go like...
- You don't know how to explain it! - I know what you're saying!
- I'm glad you're saying it like that.
- Tenga-san, please go ahead. - I thought it might be this.
- I'll give you a hint. - Okay.
- Here it is! - Oh!
- "Flip Zero Electronic Vibration". It's black! - Oh, it's black!
- I see! - It's the same thing!
- The black one is "TFZ-101" and "TFZ-102". They're totally different!
- This one is a little different from the show, right? - Yes, yes.
- Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to this lotion set. - Oh!
- The lotion set... - Finally, Shibayu-san, please. - Yes!
- Well, I thought "onaho" would be black here. - I see.
- It was too much, so I changed my mind and brought it.
- "Onaho"! - "Onaho"!
- What's this? - What's this?
- It's a drink. - You're using it, aren't you?
- Can I open it?
- Here you go. - Uwaaah!
- You're using it, aren't you?! - Uwaaah!
- You're the worst! - You're the worst!
- I'm the type of person who throws away things I use, right? - Uwaaah!
- Why are you doing this?
- You're using it, aren't you? - Well, it's important to check if it's correct or not.
- Please smell it.
- Do you smell it? - Uwaaah!
- Uwaaah!
- You won't get away with this! - You won't get away with this!
- Uwaaah! - Uwaaah!
- It's coming! - Feel it.
- Uwaaah! - Uwaaah!
- Wow! What is this?! - It's like chemical death!
- It's like... wow! - Ah, it's disgusting!
- It's a discarded "otenga". - "Otenga".
- It's pretty expensive, like 2000 yen. - It's expensive!
That's why...
He sometimes said "reward", so...
- I wonder if it's something you can do many times. - I see, I see.
- Is it correct or not? - Yes.
- Everyone, "tenga" means "tenga". - Yes.
- And "onahole" means... - This!
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- "Umanizer"! - Uwaaah!
- This is it! - This is it!
- Uwaaah! - Uwaaah!
- You got fooled! - Uwaaah!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
- I knew it, too! - But "tenga" is just a normal attack!
- Eh?! That was totally from a man's point of view! - I'll review women's "tenga" too!
- Oh no... - I'll review women's "tenga" too!
- That person might actually write it down happily - But that's definitely impossible for human being
- But when you get used to it, you can't go back. Treat it like a habit and reward yourself from time to time!
- If you do this really often... I once bought an Uber rider on Amazon
- Don't you remember? The first time you traveled to Shimane
The someone who sold the Uber rider, and asked for one,
They'd send me one!
- I didn't think you'd say something stupid like that - Stop talking really stupid
- Stop talking really stupid, man!
I thought I was going to get it right, but I couldn't get out of here at all.
I was deceived.
It didn't take much time.
[The correct answer is...]
Only the Pikachin box is correct.
- That's right. - Yes.
But Tetsuya's Eo-on was delicious, wasn't it?
- Only in this genre. - Yes.
Well, considering that, I think Tetsuya is the most likely to win from his debut.
- Ah, thank you. - I see.
I'm sorry, it's just me.
Please forgive me for buying a horse rider once.
Well, if you look at his debut a little more,
and imagine what kind of person he is,
it might be a good idea to write it down.
There are a lot of things like tabloids and stuff like that,
but I think it's important to write about his debut.
Yes.
Then, please write about the product you bought this time's debut.
Yes.
Bye bye.
This instinctively spits it out.
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!